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On never winning an Oscar • I know it’s going to happen. That’s just a fact, because it just doesn’t make sense.That’s why I don’t mind showing up and watching everybody else get them. Look, even if I don’t get one directly, eventually they’re just going to have to give me one when I get old. So no matter how you slice it, I’m getting one. I should probably have more, but zero’s fine.

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